Dimag pe hai tension!
Ab na hota retension!
Burst na ho jae bladder!
Nothing could make me gladder..
Bas dikh jae ek wall..
Aur karoon main "water fall"!!
Ab na hota retension!
Burst na ho jae bladder!
Nothing could make me gladder..
Bas dikh jae ek wall..
Aur karoon main "water fall"!!
A lot of people take public walls to be Public lavatories, kaun kharche ek rupiya gaana sunte sunte jharna bahane mein.. Deewar hai na!!.. And if not that , any nook or corner. Any gali , naala, bechara ped, or construction site becomes an apt location for emergency urination. And most of us.. (at least those of the superior sex), cannot deny having borne the guilt at least once in our lifetime, can we?
Like one firang, who seeing such a water fall at work, asked the "pee"naliser..."Police nahin pakadta??", only to get a pretty logical reply of "Nahin, yahan sab apna apna pakadta hai..", I am surprised why the hygienic Indian clan, that washes rather than wipes, and doesn't even shake hands with one another (!!!???), find such an unsanitary act so inscrutably easy to perform!
So tell me my phokat friends... why is it such a guilty pleasure?? Is it really that difficult to "Suppress the feeling", or is instant gratification too easy to attain in our motherland?? Tell us what our Phokat Janta thinks about this...
PS: If our curiosity wasn't enough, let us also tell you that you might get an "Attractive Prize" (lol!!) if your response is Phokat enough for our taste!
Like one firang, who seeing such a water fall at work, asked the "pee"naliser..."Police nahin pakadta??", only to get a pretty logical reply of "Nahin, yahan sab apna apna pakadta hai..", I am surprised why the hygienic Indian clan, that washes rather than wipes, and doesn't even shake hands with one another (!!!???), find such an unsanitary act so inscrutably easy to perform!
So tell me my phokat friends... why is it such a guilty pleasure?? Is it really that difficult to "Suppress the feeling", or is instant gratification too easy to attain in our motherland?? Tell us what our Phokat Janta thinks about this...
PS: If our curiosity wasn't enough, let us also tell you that you might get an "Attractive Prize" (lol!!) if your response is Phokat enough for our taste!
8 comments:
police nahi pakadta kyunki yahan sab apna apna pakadte hain!! ohh pardon me, juz phokatofayin.. r u sure yahan sab apna apna hi pakadte hain?? knowin bhopali's i doubt!
The history of "pee"nalising dates back to the "harappan" era....as india which is indus valley civilization is a agricultrure oriented civilization where peeps use to get rid of all there waste all in the open fields, then comes the invasion era where mughals came to our land and no need to say that they r more nature friendly and works in open fields, then angrez came bringing lavatories into play but according to the non-coperation movement indians dont co-operate wid them and attacked there english walls wid there private parts weakening the whole structure..........so to keep our ancient culture alive and as a tribute to those freedom fighters we indians keep our spirits high and without giving a damm to others just "PEE" nalize.
I believe they are highly concerned people who believe in recycling. SO why waste waste water?? USe it to replenish the ground water tables.
Reason enough?
Hey why not to take it up as a Time pass. Imagine walking down a long road and you've got nothing to do. then you just think that you need to pee. Half of the time is passed in searching for a nice KOPCHA(Bole toh a Vacant place) to let the desires flow in a stream. Every one knows how pleasurable that felling is... aahhhh..i don't know why we Fokats are Making it an issue. come on people celebrate as this is not America where civilians are jailed for just splitting on streets. here even new buildings are not supposed to be fully inaugurated if there are no PAAN PEEKS on the walls and at least PEE doesn't leaves Nasty marks on walls.. SO on the whole there are no demerits in Peeing. So people PEE as you want and where you want. Coz the PEE is yours, that is yours and Bhopal is your. Enjoi.
I can see the immense progress our country is gonna c if it's left in the hands of youth like you (and this is assuming you are a youth by virtue of the careless atitude), whats the demerit in PEE?? y dont you pee on your bedroom wall?? got a few answers poppin up in your brain there?? Those are the demerits of PEE!! There's a time and place for everything, it's not really about govt regulations, if the govt here doesnt charge you for murder.. will you go ahead n start shootin every person in sight?? No i guess, cuz the answer lies in your consciousness of right and wrong. The Phokats (and it's a PH Mr!!) are makin it an issue because blind conformity to the faulty norms we have around us is a dangerous thing and needs to be dealt with. It's time the youth started thinkin before doing (Or PEEing in this case), and regard this counrty like the homeland it is.
They say the meek shall inherit the earth, looking at a post like yours I believe you must have a long life!!!
i tell u wat i do.. i pee facin the wall.. but not on the wall.. i direct it to the soil.. so it gos in.. n wall ko sada tha nahi mera pee
kitne garv ki baat hai beta.....tumne to hindustan ki irrigation problem ko hi solve kar diya.......
mujhe apna contact do....mein tumhe lene aata hoon....woh zara hamare khet ka tubewell sukh gaya hai.....
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